Q:Happy Fathers Day!! Surprise!
Oh, it’s no surprise..
Q:why you been slacking on the selfies lately?
I’m going through a bit of an identity crisis. I don’t know who I am anymore and when I look into my own reflection on a small phone screen I’m confused by what I see.
Who am I?
What am I?
Will Jon and Kate ever get back together?
Can caterpillars fart?
Q:Did you know Dan Mangan will be playing a free concert at Sun Peaks July 4th!!?
Oh yes, oh yes I most definitely know. See you there, anon.
Q:what's it like 2 be ur face
just 4 u..
welcome to the united states where if youre an affluent white you can walk away free with vehicular manslaughter enjoy your stay!
but if youre a black or any other person of color im afraid you’ll have to be charged with the hardest conviction possible those are the rules of our great nation :)!